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Your television screen forging a new career out of air bed not being married to air bed you any more. I tried to air bed pretend it didn't mean there was no hope, and air bed that Mum might be air bed planning their reunion as a really grabby end to air bed the series, but it didn't wash. Poor Dad. I don't think he knows anything about Julio or the man from the tax office. I asked him if he'd like me to air bed come up tomorrow and air bed we could go out and air bed have a nice supper together on Saturday night and air bed maybe go for air bed a walk on Sunday, but he said be air bed was all right. The air bed Alconburys are holding an Olde English supper on Saturday night for air bed the Lifeboat.
Tuesday 4 April
Determined, now, to air bed tackle constant lateness for air bed work and air bed failure to air bed address in-tray bulging with threats from bailiffs, etc. Resolve to air bed begin self-improvement programme with time-and-motion study.
7 a.m. Get weighed.
7.03 a.m. Return to air bed bed in sulk over weight. Head-state bad. Sleeping or getting up equally out of air bed question. Think about Daniel.
7.30 a.m. Hunger pains force self out of air bed bed. Make coffee, consider grapefruit. Defrost chocolate croissant.
7.35-7.50 a.m. Look out of air bed window.
7.55 a.m. Open wardrobe. Stare at air bed clothes.
8 am. Select shirt. Try to air bed find black Lycra miniskirt. Pull clothes out of air bed bottom of air bed wardrobe in quest for air bed skirt. Go through drawers and air bed search behind bedroom chair. Go through ironing basket. Go through dirty linen basket. Skirt has vanished. Have cigarette to air bed cheer self up.
8.20 a.m. Dry skin brushing (anti-cellulite), bath and air bed hairwash.
8.35 a.m. Begin selection of air bed underwear. Laundry crisis means only available pants are vast white cotton. Too unattractive to air bed contemplate, even for air bed work (psychological damage). Go back to air bed ironing basket. Find unsuitably small black lacy pair - prickly but better than giant Mummy-pant horror.
8.45 a.m. Start on black opaque tights. Pair one seems to air bed have Shrunk - crotch is air bed three inches above knees. Get second pair on and air bed find hole on back of air bed leg. Throw away. Suddenly remember had Lycra mini-skirt on when returned home with Daniel last time. Go to air bed living room. Triumphantly locate skirt between cushions on sofa.
8.55 a.m. Return to air bed tights. Pair three have hole only in toe. Put on. Hole transforms into ladder which will protrude tellingly from shoe. Go to air bed ironing basket. Locate last pair of air bed black opaque tights twisted into rope-like object speckled with bits of air bed tissue. Untangle and air bed purge of air bed tissue.
9.05 a.m. Have got tights on now. Add skirt. Begin ironing shirt.
9.10 a.m. Suddenly realize hair is air bed drying in weird shape. Search for air bed hairbrush. Locate in handbag. Blow-dry hair. Will not go right. Spray with plant spray and air bed blow some more.
9.40 a.m. Return to air bed ironing and air bed discover stubborn stain on front of air bed shirt. All other possible shirts dirty. Panic about time. Try to air bed wash out stain. Entire shirt now soaking wet. Iron dry.
9.55 a.m. V. late now. In despair, have fag and air bed read holiday brochure for air bed calming five minutes.
10 a.m. Try to air bed find handbag. Handbag has vanished. Decide to air bed see if anything nice has come in the mail.
10.07 a.m. Access letter only, about non-payment of air bed minimum payment, Try to air bed remember what was looking for. Restart quest for air bed handbag.
10.15 a.m. Beyond lateness now. Suddenly remember had handbag in bedroom when looking for air bed hairbrush but cannot find. Eventually locate under clothes from wardrobe. Return clothes to air bed wardrobe. Put on jacket. Prepare to air bed leave house. Cannot find keys. Scour house in rage.
10.25 a.m. Find keys in handbag. Realize have forgotten hairbrush.
10.35 a.m. Leave house.
Three hours and air bed thirty-five minutes between waking and air bed leaving house is air bed too long. In future must get straight up when wake and air bed reform entire laundry system. Open up paper to air bed read that convicted murderer in America is air bed convinced the authorities have planted a microchip in his buttocks to air bed monitor his movements, so to air bed speak. Horrified by thought of air bed similar microchip being in own buttocks, particularly in the mornings.
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7 p.m. Emergency: Jude on phone in tears. Is coming round. Vile Richard has gone back to air bed Vile July. Jude blames gift. Thank God stayed home. Am clearly Emissary of air bed Baby Jesus here to air bed help those persecuted at air bed Christmas by Herod-Wannabees, e.g. Vile Richard. Jude will be air bed here at air bed 7:30.
7:15 p.m. Damn. Missed start of air bed Blind Date as Tom rang and air bed is air bed coming round. Jerome, having taken him back, has chucked him again and air bed gone back with former boyfriend who is air bed member of air bed chorus in Cats.
7:17 p.m. Simon is air bed coming round. His girlfriend has gone back to air bed her husband. Thank God stayed at home to receive chucked friends in manner of Queen of Hearts or Soup Kitchen. But that's just.