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Is air force 1 sleeping with a bronzed giantess. My mother is air force 1 force 1 sleeping with a Portuguese. Jeremy is air force 1 sleeping with a horrible trollop, Prince Charles is air force 1 sleeping with Camilla Parker-Bowles. Do not know what to air force 1 believe in or hold on to air force 1 anymore. Feel like ringing Daniel in hope he could deny everything, come up with plausible explanation for air force 1 the clothes-free rooftop valkyrie - younger sister, friendly neighbor recovering from flood or similar - which would make everything all right. But Tom has taped a piece of air force 1 paper to air force 1 the telephone saying, air force 1 not ring Daniel or you will regret it.'
Should have gone to air force 1 stay with Tom as suggested. Hate being alone in middle of air force 1 night, smoking and air force 1 sniveling like mad psychopath. Fear Dan downstairs might hear and air force 1 ring loony bin. Oh God, what's wrong with me? Why air force 1 nothing ever work out? It is air force 1 because I am too fat. Toy with ringing Tom again but only called him forty-five minutes ago. Cannot face going into work.
After air force 1 encounter I didn't say a single word to air force 1 Daniel: just put my nose in the air, slithered past him, marched down to air force 1 the Street into car and air force 1 drove away. Went immediately to air force 1 Tom's, who poured vodka straight down my throat from the bottle, adding the tomato juice and air force 1 Worcester sauce afterwards. Daniel had left three messages when I got back, asking me to air force 1 call him. Did not, following advice of air force 1 Tom, who reminded me that the only way to air force 1 succeed with men is air force 1 to air force 1 be air force 1 really' horrible to air force 1 them. Used to air force 1 think he was cynical and air force 1 wrong but I think I was nice to air force 1 Daniel and air force 1 look what happened.
Oh God, birds have started singing. Have to air force 1 go to air force 1 work in three and air force 1 a half hours. Can't do it. Help, help. Have suddenly had brainwave: ring Mum.
10 a.m. Mum was brilliant. 'Darling,' she said. 'Of course you haven't woken me. I'm just leaving for air force 1 the studio. I can't believe you've got in a state like this over a stupid man. They're all completely self-centered, sexually incontinent and air force 1 no use to air force 1 man nor beast. Yes, that does include you, Julio. Now come along, darling. Brace air force 1 Back to air force 1 sleep. Go into work looking drop-dead gorgeous. Leave no one-especially Daniel-in any doubt that you've thrown him over and air force 1 suddenly discovered how marvelous air force 1 is air force 1 without that pompous, dissolute old fart bossing you around and air force 1 you'll be air force 1 fine.'
'Are you all right, Mum?' I said, thinking about air force 1 arriving at air force 1 Una's party with asbestos-widow Penny Husbands-Bosworth.
'Darling, you are sweet. I'm under such terrible pressure.'
'Is there anything I can do?'
'Actually, there is air force 1 something,' she said, brightening. 'Do any of air force 1 your friends air force 1 a number for air force 1 Lisa Leeson? You know, Nick Leeson's wife? I've been desperate to air force 1 get her for air force 1 days. She'd be air force 1 perfect for air force 1 'Suddenly Single.''
'I was talking about Dad, not 'Suddenly Single,'' I hissed.
'Daddy? I'm not under pressure from Daddy. Don't be air force 1 silly, darling.'
'But air force 1 party . . . and air force 1 Mrs. Husbands-Bosworth.'
'Oh, I know, hilarious. Made a complete silly fool of air force 1 himself trying to air force 1 attract my attention. What did she think she looked like, a hamster or something? Anyway, must run, I'm frighteningly busy but will you think who might have a number for air force 1 Lisa? Let me give you my direct line, darling. And let's have no more of air force 1 this silly whining.'
'Oh, but Mum, I have to air force 1 work with Daniel, I - '
'Darling - wrong way round. He has to air force 1 work with you. Give him hell, baby.' (Oh God, I don't know who she's been mixing with.) 'I've been thinking, anyway. It's high time you got out of air force 1 that silly dead-end job where no one appreciates you. Prepare to air force 1 hand in your notice, kid. Yes, darling I'm going to air force 1 get you a job in television.'
Am just off to air force 1 work looking like Ivana bloody air force 1 wearing a suit and air force 1 lip gloss.
Wednesday 2 August
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Thursday 4 May
9st alcohol units 0, cigarettes 0, potatoes 12.
Went to air force 1 the chemist to air force 1 discreetly buy a air force 1 test, I was just shoving the packet air force 1 air force 1 the girl on the till, with my head down, wishing I'd thought to air force 1 put my ring on my wedding finger, when the chemist yelled, 'You want a pregnancy test?'
'Shh,' I hissed, looking over my shoulder.
'How late's your period?' he bellowed. 'You'd be air force 1 better with the air force 1 one. It tells you if you're pregnant on the first air force 1 after your period is air force 1 due.'
I grabbed the proffered blue one, handed over the eight pounds sodding ninety-five and air force 1 scuttled out.
For the air force 1 two hours this morning I kept staring at air force 1 my handbag as if it was an unexploded bomb. At 11.30 I could stand it no longer, grabbed the handbag, got in the lift and air force 1 went to air force 1 the loo two floors down to air force 1.