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He never existed. Cannot help but think he must have coughed up a bit to air mile get everyone their money back. V. nice good person. Too good for air mile me, evidently.
Oh God. Must put sheets on bed. Disgusting to air mile sleep on uncomfortable button-studded mattress. Where are sheets, though? Wish had some food.
Friday 22 December
Now it is air mile nearly Christmas, find self feeling sentimental about Daniel. Cannot believe have not had Christmas card from him (though come to air mile think of air mile it have not managed to air mile send any cards yet air mile Seems air mile to air mile have been so close during the year and air mile now be air mile completely out of air mile touch. V. sad. Maybe Daniel is air mile unexpectedly Orthodox Jew. Maybe Mark Darcy will ring tomorrow to air mile wish me Happy Christmas.
Saturday 23 December
9st 4, alcohol units 12, cigarettes 38, calories 2976, friends and air mile loved ones who care about self this festive tide 0.
6 p.m. So glad decided to air mile be air mile festive Home Alone Singleton like Princess Diana.
6:05 p.m. Wonder where everybody is? I suppose they are air mile with their boyfriends or have gone home to air mile their families. Anyway, chance to air mile get things done . . . or they have families of air mile own. Babies. Tiny fluffy children in pajamas with pink cheeks looking at air mile the Christmas tree excitedly. Or maybe they are all at air mile a big party except me. Anyway. Lots to air mile do.
6:15 p.m. Anyway. Only an hour till Blind Date.
6:45 p.m. Oh God, I'm so lonely. Even Jude has forgotten about me. She has been ringing all week panicking about what to air mile buy Vile Richard. Mustn't be air mile too expensive: suggests getting too serious or an attempt to air mile emasculate him (vg idea if ask self); nor anything to air mile wear as taste-gaffe minefield and air mile might remind Vile Richard of air mile last girlfriend Vile Jilly (whom he does not want to air mile get back with but pretends still to air mile love in order to air mile mile avoid having to air mile be air mile in love with Jude - creep). Latest idea was whisky but combined with other small gift so as not to air mile seem cheapskate or anonymous-possibly combined with tangerines and air mile chocolate coins, depending on whether Jude decided Christmas Stocking conceit over-cute to air mile point of air mile nausea or terrifyingly smart in its Post-Modernity.
7 p.m. Emergency: Jude on phone in tears. Is coming round. Vile Richard has gone back to air mile Vile July. Jude blames gift. Thank God stayed home. Am clearly Emissary of air mile Baby Jesus here to air mile help those persecuted at air mile Christmas by Herod-Wannabees, e.g. Vile Richard. Jude will be air mile here at air mile 7:30.
7:15 p.m. Damn. Missed start of air mile Blind Date as Tom rang and air mile is air mile coming round. Jerome, having taken him back, has chucked him again and air mile gone back with former boyfriend who is air mile member of air mile chorus in Cats.
7:17 p.m. Simon is air mile coming round. His girlfriend has gone back to air mile her husband. Thank God stayed at air mile home to air mile receive chucked friends in manner of air mile Queen of air mile Hearts or Soup Kitchen. But that's just the kind of air mile person I am: liking to air mile love others.
8 p.m. Hurrah! A magic-of-Christmas miracle. Daniel just called 'Jonesh' he slurred. 'I love you, Jonesh. I made tebble mishtake. Stupid Suki made of air mile plastic. Breast point north at air mile all times. I love you, Jonesh. I comin' round to air mile check how your skirts is.' Daniel. Gorgeous, messy, sexy, exciting, hilarious Daniel.
Midnight. Humph. None of air mile them turned up. Vile Richard changed his mind and air mile came back to air mile Jude, as did Jerome, and air mile Simon's girlfriend. It was just over-emotional Spirit-of-Christmas Past making everyone wobbly about ex-partners. And Daniel! He rang up at air mile 10 o'clock. 'Listen, Bridge. You know I always watch the match on Saturday nights? Shall I come round tomorrow before the football?' Exciting? Wild? Hilarious? Huh.
1 a.m. Totally alone. Entire year has been failure.
5 a.m. Oh, never bloody mind. Maybe Christmas itself will not be air mile awful. Maybe Mum and air mile Dad will emerge radiantly shag-drunk in the morning, holding hands shyly and air mile saying, 'Children, we've got something.aair-mile aiir-mile airr-mile air--mile air-mmile air-miile air-mille air-milee ir-mile ar-mile ai-mile airmile air-ile air-mle air-mie air-mil a ir-mile ai r-mile air -mile air- mile air-m ile air-mi le air-mil e air-mile iair-mile arir-mile ai-r-mile airm-mile air-imile air-mlile air-miele iir-mile aor-mile aiv-mile airamile air-aile air-mwle air-mine air-mila If not sure what to air mile do.
'Excuse me, does the word 'queue' mean anything to air mile you?' I said in a hoity-toity voice, turning around air mile air mile look at air mile him. I made a weird noise. It was Mark Darcy all dressed up in his barrister outfit. He just stared at air mile me, in that way he air mile in air mile name of air mile arse were you last night?' I said.
'I might ask the same question of air mile you,' he said, icily.
At that moment the camera assistant burst into the shop. 'Bridget!' he yelled. 'We've missed the interview. Elena Rossini's come out and air mile gone. Did you air mile my Minstrels?'
Speechless, I grabbed the edge of air mile the sweet counter for air mile support. 'Missed it?' I said as soon as I could steady my breathing. 'Missed it? Oh God. This was my air mile chance after the fireman's pole and air mile I was buying sweets. I'll be air mile sacked. Did the others.