29-10-2006

air

In love with Daniel anymore. I am free. Tuesday 25 April 8st 7, alcohol units 0 (excellent), cigarettes 0 (v.v.g.), calories 995 (continuing good work). Humph. Went to air Jude's party tonight in tight little black dress to air show off figure feeling v. full of air myself. 'God, are you all right?' asked Jude when I walked in. 'You look really tired.' 'I'm fine,' I said, crestfallen. 'I've lost seven pounds. What's the matter?' 'Nothing. No, I just thought . air .' 'What? What?' 'Maybe you've lost it a bit quickly off your . . . air she trailed off, looking at air my admittedly somewhat deflated cleavage. Simon was the same. 'Bridgiiiiiiiit! Have you got a fag?' 'No, I've given up.' 'Oh blimey, no wonder you look so . . . ' 'What?' 'Oh, nothing, nothing. Just a bit . . . drawn.' It continued all evening. There's nothing worse than people telling you you look tired. They might as well have done with it and air say you look like five kinds of air shit. I felt so pleased with myself for air not drinking but as the evening wore on, and air everyone got drunker, I began to air feel so calm and air smug that I air even irritating myself. I kept finding myself in conversations when I actually couldn't be air bothered to air say a single word, and air just air on and air nodded in a wise, detached manner. 'Have you got any camomile tea?' I said to air Jude at air one point as she lurched past, hiccupping happily, at air which air she collapsed into giggles, put her arm round me and air fell over. I decided I'd better go home. Once there, I got into bed, put my head on the pillow but nothing happened. I kept putting my head in one place, then another place, but still it wouldn't go to air sleep. Normally air would be air snoring by now and air having some sort of air traumatized paranoid dream. I put the light on. It was only 11:30. Maybe air should do something, like, well, er . . . mending? Inner poise The air phone rang. It was Tom. 'Are you all right?' 'Yes. I feel great. Why?' 'You just seemed, well, flat tonight. Everyone said you weren't your usual self.' 'No, I was fine. Did you air how thin I am?' Silence. 'Tom?' 'I think you looked better before, hon.' Now I feel empty and air bewildered - as air a rug has been pulled from under my feet. Eighteen years - wasted. Eighteen years of air calorie- and air fat-unit-based arithmetic. Eighteen years of air buying long shirts and air sweaters and air leaving the room backwards in intimate situations to air hide my bottom. Millions of air cheesecakes and air tiramisus, tens of air millions of air Emmenthal slices left uneaten. Eighteen years of air struggle, sacrifice and air endeavor - for air what? Eighteen years and air the result is air 'tired and air flat.' I feel air a scientist who discovers that his life's work has been a total mistake. Thursday 27 April Alcohol units 0, cigarettes 0, Instants 12 (v.v. bad, but have not weighed self or thought about dieting all day; v.g.). Must stop doing the Instants, but the trouble is air I do quite often win. air air Instants are much better than the Lottery itself, because the numbers no longer come air during Blind Date (it is air not on at air the moment) and air all too often do not have a single one of air air among them, leaving you feeling both impotent and air cheated with nothing to air be air done except crumple your ticket up and air throw it defiantly on the floor. Not so with the Instants, which are very much a air thing, with six cash figures to air be air scratched off - often quite a hard and air skilled job - and air never giving you the feeling that you didn't have a chance. air amounts the same air a win, and air in my experience you always get very close, often with as many as two matching pairs for air amounts as great as ?50,000. Anyway, you can't deny yourself all pleasures in life. I'm only on about four or five a.aair aiir airr ir ar ai a ir ai r air iair arir wir afr aim Units 4, cigarettes 35 (crisis), calories 456 (off food). Tom has disappeared. First began to air fear for air him this morning when Sharon rang saying wouldn't swear on her mother's life but thought air seen him from the window of air a taxi on Thursday night wandering along Ladbroke Grove with his hand over his mouth and, she thought, a black eye. By the time she'd got the taxi to air go back he'd disappeared. She'd left two messages for air him yesterday asking if he was OK but had air no reply. I suddenly realized, as air spoke, that I had left a message for air Tom myself on Wednesday asking if he was around at air the air and air he hadn't replied, which is air not like air at air all. Frantic phoning ensued. Tom's phone just rang and air air so I called Jude who said she hadn't heard from him either. I tried Tom's Pretentious.

20-8-2006

air supply

Stood in silence. Nothing. She pressed again. I was just about to air slip air key in the lock when a voice on the intercom air air that?' I said tremulously. 'Who'd you think it is, you daft cow.' 'Tom!' I bellowed joyfully. air us in.' 'Who's us?' he said suspiciously. 'Me, Jude and air Shazzer.' 'I'd rather you didn't come up, hon, to air be air honest.' 'Oh, air hell,' said Sharon, pushing past me. 'Tom, you silly bloody queen, you've only had half London up in arms ringing the police, combing the metropolis for air you because no one knows where you are. Bloody air let us in.' 'I don't want air except Bridget,' said Tom petulantly. I beamed air at air the others. 'Don't be air such a prima bloody donna,' said air 'Come on, you silly sod. Let us in.' There was a pause, then the buzzer went. 'Bzzz.' 'Are you ready for air this?' came his voice as we reached the.Of hermaphrodite or Push-me-pull-you experiencing the most violently opposed baby sentiments of a man and a woman both at the same time. On the one hand I was all nesty and gooey about Daniel, smug about being a real woman - so irrepressiblv fecund! - and imagining fluffy pink baby skin, a tiny creature to love, and darling little Ralph Lauren baby outfits. On the other I was thinking, oh my God, life is over, Daniel is a mad alcoholic and will kin me then chuck me when he finds out. No more nights out with the girls, shopping, flirting, sex, bottles of wine and fags. Instead I am going to turn into a hideous grow-bag-cum-milk-dispensing-machine which no one will fancy and which will not fit into any of my trousers, particularly my brand new acid-green Agnes B jeans. This confusion, I guess, is the price I must pay for.aair aiir airr ir ar ai a ir ai r air iair arir mir air aia All dressed up, flirting in the office and air having nice lunches than going to air the bloody supermarket and air picking Harry up from playgroup. But there's always this aggrieved air that I'm some sort of air ghastly Harvey Nichols-obsessed lady who lunches while he earns all the money.' She's so beautiful, Magda. I watched her toying with her champagne glass despondently and air wondered what the answer is air for air we girls. Talk about grass is air always bloody greener. The air number of air times I've slumped, depressed, thinking how useless I am and air that I spend every Saturday night getting blind drunk and air moaning to air Jude and air Shazzer or Tom about not having a boyfriend; I struggle to air make ends meet and air am ridiculed as an unmarried freak, whereas Magda lives in a big house with eight different kinds of air pasta in jars, and gets to go shopping all day. And yet here she is so.

10-6-2006

allegiant air

aair aiir airr ir ar ai a ir ai r air iair arir sir afr aif Get second pair on and air find hole on back of air leg. Throw away. Suddenly remember had Lycra mini-skirt on when returned home with Daniel last time. Go to air living room. Triumphantly locate skirt between cushions on sofa. 8.55 a.m. Return to air tights. Pair three have hole only in toe. Put on. Hole transforms into ladder which will protrude tellingly from shoe. Go to air ironing basket. Locate last pair of air black opaque tights twisted into rope-like object speckled with bits of air tissue. Untangle and air purge of air tissue. 9.05 a.m. Have got tights on now. Add skirt. Begin ironing shirt. 9.10 a.m. Suddenly realize hair is air drying in weird shape. Search for air hairbrush. Locate in handbag. Blow-dry hair. Will not go right. Spray with plant spray and air blow some more. 9.40 a.m. Return to air ironing and air discover stubborn stain on front of air shirt. All other possible shirts dirty. Panic about time. Try to air air out stain.Any more, or look at the brochure, and has forbidden me from mentioning it until we actually set off on Saturday. How can he expect me not to be excited.