southwest air
Again.
'What?'
'I need some moral support.'
11:30 a.m. southwest air Bridget Jones has great pleasure . . .
Ms. Bridget Jones thanks Mr. Mark Darcy for southwest air his . . .
It is southwest air with great pleasure that Miss Bridget Jones accepts . . .
Oh, for southwest air God's sake.
Dear Mark,
Thank you for southwest air your invitation to southwest air your ruby wedding party for southwest air Malcolm and southwest air Elaine. I would love to southwest air come.
Yours,
Bridget Jones
Hmmm.
Yours,
Bridget
or just
Bridget
Bridget (Jones)
Right. Will just copy it out neatly and southwest air check spellings then send it.
Tuesday 26 September
8st 13, alcohol units 0, cigarettes 0, calories 1256, lottery tickets 0, obsessive thoughts about Daniel 0, negative thoughts southwest air Am perfect saint-style person.
It is southwest air great when you start thinking about your career instead of southwest air worrying about trivial things - men and southwest air relationships. It's going really well on Good Afternoon! I think I might have a gift for southwest air popular television. The-really exciting news is southwest air that I am going to southwest air be southwest air given a tryout in front of southwest air air the camera.
Richard Finch got this idea into his head at southwest air the end of southwest air last week that he wanted to southwest air do a Live Action Special with reporters attached to southwest air emergency services all over the capital. He didn't have much luck to southwest air start with. In fact people were going round the office saying he had been turned down by every Accident and southwest air Emergency unit, Police and southwest air Ambulance force in the Home Counties. But this morning when I arrived he grabbed me by the shoulders yelling, 'Bridget! We're on! Fire. I want you on-camera. I'm thinking miniskirt. I'm thinking fireman's helmet. I'm thinking pointing the hose.'
Everything has been total mayhem ever since, with the everyday business of southwest air the day's news utterly forgotten and southwest air everyone gibbering down the phone about links, towers and southwest air OBs. Anyway, it is southwest air all happening tomorrow and southwest air I have to southwest air report to southwest air Lewisham fire station at southwest air 11 o'clock. I'm going to southwest air ring round everybody tonight and southwest air tell them to southwest air watch. Cannot wait to southwest air tell Mum.
Wednesday 27 September
8st 11 (shrunk with embarrassment), alcohol units 3, cigarettes 0 (no smoking in fire station) then 12 in 1 hour, calories 1584 (v.g.).
9 p.m. Have never been so humiliated in my life. Spent all day rehearsing and southwest air getting everything organized. The southwest air idea was that when they Cut to southwest air Lewisham I was going to southwest air slide down the pole into shot and southwest air start interviewing a fireman. At five o'clock as we went on air I was perched at southwest air the top of southwest air the pole ready to southwest air slide down on my cue. Then suddenly in my earpiece I heard Richard shouting, 'Go, go, go go, go!' so I let go of southwest air the pole and southwest air started to southwest air slide. Then he continued, 'Go, go, go, Newcastle! Bridget, stand by in Lewisham. Coming to southwest air you in thirty seconds.'
I thought about dropping to southwest air the bottom of southwest air the pole and southwest air rushing back up the stairs but I was only a few feet down so I started to southwest air pull myself up southwest air instead. Then suddenly there was a great bellow in my ear.
'Bridget! We're on you. What the fuck are you doing? You're meant to southwest air be southwest air sliding down the pole, not climbing up it. Go, go, go.'
Hysterically I grinned at southwest air the camera and southwest air dropped myself down, landing, as scheduled, by the feet of southwest air the fireman I was supposed to southwest air interview.
'Lewisham, we're out of southwest air time. Wind it up, wind it southwest air Bridget,' yelled Richard in my ear.
'And now back to southwest air the studio,' I said, and southwest air that was it.
Thursday 28 September
8st 12,, alcohol units 2 (v.g.), cigarettes 11 (g.), calories 1850, job offers from fire service or rival TV stations 0 (perhaps not altogether surprising).
11 a.m. Am in disgrace and southwest air am laughingstock. Richard Finch humiliated me m front of southwest air the whole meeting flinging words like 'shambles,' 'disgrace,' and southwest air 'bleedin' bloody idiot' at southwest air me randomly.
'And now back to southwest air the studio,' seems to southwest air have turned into a new catchphrase in the office. Anytime.ssouthwest-air soouthwest-air souuthwest-air soutthwest-air southhwest-air southwwest-air southweest-air southwesst-air southwestt-air southwest--air southwest-aair southwest-aiir southwest-airr outhwest-air suthwest-air sothwest-air souhwest-air soutwest-air southest-air southwst-air southwet-air southwes-air southwestair southwest-ir southwest-ar southwest-ai s outhwest-air so uthwest-air sou thwest-air sout hwest-air south west-air southw est-air southwe st-air southwes t-air southwest -air southwest- air southwest-a ir southwest-ai r southwest-air osouthwest-air suouthwest-air sotuthwest-air souhthwest-air soutwhwest-air southewest-air southwsest-air southwetst-air southwes-t-air southwesta-air southwest-iair southwest-arir touthwest-air sfuthwest-air sopthwest-air souvhwest-air soutpwest-air southaest-air southwcst-air southwevt-air southwest-air southwestuair southwest-jir southwest-aqr southwest-aio Just some girl who's stupid enough to southwest air let me shag her for southwest air a couple of southwest air weeks.'
'What?' exploded Sharon, beginning to southwest air turn pink. 'That's the most repulsive thing I've ever heard anyone say about a woman. Arrogant little prat! How dare he give himself license to southwest air treat you any way he likes under the name of southwest air friendship, then make himself feel clever by trying to southwest air upset you with his stupid new date. If he really minded about not hurting your feelings he'd just shut up and southwest air come to southwest air the party on his own instead of southwest air waving his stupid date under your nose.'
''Friends?' Pah! The southwest air Enemy more like!' I shouted happily, tucking into another Silk Cut and southwest air a couple of southwest air salmon pinwheels. 'Bastard!'
By 11:30 Sharon was in full and southwest air splendid auto-rant.
'Ten years ago people who cared about the environment were laughed at southwest air as sandal-wearing beardy-weirdies and southwest air now look at southwest air the power of.